NPC 1: Oh look! We now have shortbows!
NPC 2: Where did they come from?
NPC 1: I have no idea!
NPC 2: Do you have Precise Shot?
NPC 1: No I do not!
NPC 2: This should be interesting.
NPC 1: *botches and shoots NPC-friendly giant spider, killing it, also breaks bow*
NPC 1: You were right!
NPC 2: Let me try!
NPC 2: *botches and critically hits an NPC-friendly giant beetle, killing it*
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
I read this while using coffee in place of water to make more coffee.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.